Commendation Time!
This frog went MIA a week ago behind enemy lines at the local Centrelink. We would like to commend him for his bravery

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HMMM...
I figured, that if this is a "whats new" section, that we need to regularly update it! So here's Maddy's little input for the week, it's a funny quote from the Adam Sandler flick, Big Daddy.Girl: Hi welcome to McDonalds, what can i get for you? Sonny: What do you want? Kid: Cheerios! Sonny: They don't got cheerios, what else do you want? Kid: Lasagne! Sonny: Lasagne? What the hell's a matter with you? We'll take the sausage and hot cakes and-- Girl: Uh, sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast. Sonny: What are you talking about, we'e 4 seconds late. Girl: No your 30 minutes and 4 seconds late, we stop serving breakfast at 10.30. Sonny: Aww HORSE SHIT! Kid: (now crying) Sonny: No, im sorry, i wasn't cursing at you, i was cursing at the lady... Guy next to them: Hey, nice parenting! Sonny: What, you my therapist? Take a walk!! Do you want a happy meal? Kid: (nods) Sonny: Can we get a happy meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL??!!
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