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My, this site's gone down the drinker. I wonder if they'll fix it...

 

LATEST NEWS! ADAM RECEIVES DEATH THREATS!
Adam is a country simpleton, decicated to dedicating things, especially Frog Museums. He stands in a one room house filled with orange peelers and pyjamas and has now been confronted with a word of warning...The monkeys are coming - and they are not happy...

Welcome to the land where the jellybeans eat you...
But don't worry people, we're still the same freaks we always were...
Swim with our jellyfish in the guestbook place

Our Newest Obsessions:

Mayfield, hating things, inventing drinks, trying to make custard out of paper cups, Centrelink, people from Raymond Terrace, Sunflowers, plasticine, aeroplane jelly, getting our tarot read over the internet (so accurate!), holding telephones for ransom, umm, throwing carrots at people with funny looking eyes...and of course we still love our old favourites like doing stress relievers in supermarkets...

What to expect in the next few weeks here at Dead Pet Frog:
Lots of crank-yanking, fork-sticking and general carnage. Amanda will probably fight with a lot of people. Adam may of may not finish his Sunflower thesis. Site-wise, we will be providing our loyal froggerinos with much information and updatory eloquence along with a platter of strangeness which shall include many broken links and error 404's... give us a break we know nothing about the internet except that no-one ever lies in chatrooms.

ANOTHER NEWS UPDATE! AMANDA'S HANDS WERE GLUED TO HER FACE!
In what can only be described as suspicious circumstances, Amanda awoke the other morning to discover her hands had been glued to her face. Now we all know who's the biggest glue-sniffer around here, and even though she couldn't remember anything from the night before, she's pretty sure she knows who to blame...
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