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THE RANDOM THOUGHTS CORNER!
Have you ever thought to yourself, "What an amazing world we live in." ? Neither have I, but I'm sure somewhere, somebody probably has. Here is a selection of random thoughts that we, or should i say Maddy thinks are very funny.
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If a man walked up to you and asked, "What's your name?" a good thing to say would be "Kevin" even though your a woman. Sometimes, I forget what my plans were for the day, so I go out and eat two buckets of chicken and rob a bank and it all comes back to me. Roller skates can be a lot of fun. Unless you lost your legs in a war. Then I'd bet you'd have some trouble. |
Woah! Thats a huge bitch! |
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I bet going to the movies and pretending to be a giant chipmunk would be a good joke. I think a robot should work at a golf course. That way, we can hit it with golf balls all day long and listen to that "clank" sound. If a gopher and an alien mated, I bet you would have an animal who could dig holes to the moon. Way to go, gopher alien. |
Is this guy mentally challenged or what!?? |
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Sometimes I wish that we really did live on the planet of the apes. But I guess we'd have to spend more money on shampoo. And conditioner. Shampoo and conditioner. As I sat back in the chair and watched a soap opera, I thought to myself "Wow, this is a comfortable chair." So I moved around a bit, and I was comfortable wherever I positioned myself. Then my neighbor walked in and asked what the hell I was doing in his house. "My, this is a comfy chair." I replied. He threatened me and told me to get out. I wonder if he still wants to go golfing. |
That colmbian druglord is back! Now he's riding horses! |
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